australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:
broken-from-memories:

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal


via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

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ogchakra:

A$AP Ferg by Me
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burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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officialwhitegirls:

when gas gets too expensive image

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/